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THM

disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

44 minutes ago 13963 — Via pizza © disarmsReblog

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

44 minutes ago 452923 — Via tennants-hair © pemsylvaniaReblog

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

50 minutes ago 77959 — Via c0ld-kittens © donkosReblog

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

50 minutes ago 150599 — Via domhoeward © skaterparadiseReblog

equalist:

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

image

51 minutes ago 178681 — Via lickthattotoro © cispeopleReblog

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

51 minutes ago 149840 — Via spinningthroughstars © nerdjpgReblog
spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

58 minutes ago 274868 — Via jaredpadaleggi © iwrestletacosReblog
They’re like, 12
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)
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d-e-q:

"Kevin"

d-e-q:

"Kevin"

59 minutes ago 23278 — Via it-is-hard-out-here-for-a-bitch © d-e-qReblog

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

image

59 minutes ago 43506 — Via shutthefrickfrackup © kushdrinkerReblog

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

59 minutes ago 122570 — Via watsonfuck © itssexualhourReblog

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

10 hours ago 169256 — Via spinningthroughstars © kaname-madokaReblog
10 hours ago 25506 — Via jiyuunocorpses © xpcmdiReblog
# me

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

10 hours ago 57014 — Via donutcats © colourfulpantsandarainbowhatReblog

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

10 hours ago 70205 — Via zackisontumblr © silenthillReblog